Mayor Thair unveils his rudimentary six-step plan towards perfection in Animal Crossing. Plus, he receives a mysterious casette tape in the post, and we find there's unfinished business in Steentown as we exhume Martin's time capsule.
Martin's Town Pass Card
Want to look behind the curtain and find out how villagers in Animal Crossing "read" your letters?
Spoilers: they seem to care more about form than substance.
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What do you think makes a perfect town? Has luck been an important system for you when you play? Share your thoughts in the comments:
Will be the final episode in Season 1 of Asstown. We'll be talking about what happens when Animal Crossing and real-life mix. So please, send us stories of your experience.